1. girl: babe come over
    2. boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
    3. girl: my parents aren't home
    4. boy: I know
     
  1. herspanic:

    the slayage 

    mhhhhhgkjfdgdg

    (Source: russianoatmeal, via daddywhorebucks)

     

  2. Anonymous asked: How do dick pics make u feel?

    ladyironlungs:

    the-inspired-lesbian:

    This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.

     
  3. kunaigirl:

    jaKE YOU BLIND IDIOT PRISMO LOVED YOU

    (Source: ishtakhaba, via sockythedog)

     

  4. basilhallwards:

    "i wish i was born in the 90s" says the young girl. suddenly, her surroundings change- french flags fly above and around her, crowds are cheering. it is france, 1793. the king is dead. long live the revolution.

    (Source: hayhtam, via book-of-mormon)

     
  5. kyacchanlovesfandom:

    Just because i’m a bit shocked.

    (via the-snowflake-owl)

     
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  7. this movie is perfect.

    (Source: barahirs, via zewnealand)

     
  8. So it’s…. this penis is ejaculating flowers?

    (via homocidalartist)

     

  9. serfborts:

    catchingfires:

    the color pallet trend

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    (via harryandtommo)